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Thirty Four Years of Excellence
In 1991, our company’s founder created this company with a simple vision: a way to send a fraudulent mail-order catalogue as a Christmas card.
In the years that followed, Natishco enterprises has expanded into a dizzying array of enterprises. Some have even been legitimate.
Testimonials
So you’re thinking to yourself – yeah, I could see myself doing business with these guys. I mean the tall guy seems a little dangerous, and he keeps playing with that knife, but the other guy keeps telling me over and over again that he’s good with money. No one who repeats it that often is making it up. Mama didn’t raise no fool.
Need some further proof? Check out some testimony from some of our existing clients.
Barbara Santa
I remember one time when I met the Natishco braintrust for a strategy meeting. It was at this guy’s house, except it wasn’t a house, it was inside a 20 foot cargo container which he called his house, and it was on an island technically in international waters. Back then, we didn’t know the difference, and it didn’t matter. What mattered was the bonds we forged that day. High quality financial bonds.
Emma Rosenberg
There’s a lot of things you need to know about Natishco. First, it’s a real company, that’s probably something that, if you can’t get your head around it, the rest of what I have to tell you won’t do any good. Secondly, Natishco is what we refer to in this part of the world as a “word” which is a collection of symbols referred to as “letters” that when presented together connote a meaning relating to a specific concept. Third thing to know is that, except in exceptional circumstances, time is constant – again, for most day-to-day applications of this….
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Dave Willson
Hi, my name is Dave Willson, with two Ls. This condition has prevented me from working with any other company since my birth. But since Natishco was created in 1991, I have worked with them nearly constantly, even when I am out of town, on vacation, or in deep REM sleep.
Their way of doing business is unique, which is another way to say that I have no idea what a "business" should be doing.
Amy Jones
What's up? Do you know how to make things or create things or use a computer to make the computer do things? If the answer is "no", then under the new legislation that I am sponsoring, your citizenship will be revoked.
But in the interim, you should work with Natishco. They know how to make things or do things or whatever it is that I said before.
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