twenty six years of being excellent
In 1991, our company’s founder created this company with a simple vision: a way to send a fraudulent mail-order catalogue as a Christmas card.
In the years that followed, Natishco enterprises has expanded into a dizzying array of enterprises. Some have even been legitimate.
The idea of putting a man holding the business section of a “newspaper” is a thing that we thought would draw clicks.
Quality over quantity
There’s a saying where we come from: “Don’t judge a man until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes. Then, because you have walked that far in his shoes, you may as well keep them. Those shoes are redolent with your stink. Returning them to the original owner would be the worst kind of insult. Sure, now having walked a mile in his shoes, you’re now free to judge him. But then again, who are you to be judging anyone, shoe thief?”
Although you can tell a lot about a business or service by looking at its website, the best way to see what they can do is by looking through their customers eyes and seeing what theyve accomplished. Here’s how you can do that
- Sharp knife
- Extract customer’s eyes
- Oops, eyes aren’t translucent
- You broke the law
Why can’t people keep a clean desk? This is why gammy keeps saying it’s time for schools to bring back corporal punishment.
If you’re holding the stylus for a tablet as illustrated here, feel free to ditch your souped-up Palm Pilot and join us in the 21st century, buddy.
Smart Phone Paperweight
Remember the concept of the paperless office? How it was supposed to arrive in 2002?
Sure, I like charts.
What have you heard?
I remember one time when I met the Natishco braintrust for a strategy meeting. It was at this guy’s house, except it wasn’t a house, it was inside a 20 foot cargo container which he called his house, and it was on an island technically in international waters. Back then, we didn’t know the difference, and it didn’t matter. What mattered was the bonds we forged that day. High quality bonds.
There’s a lot of things you need to know about Natishco. First, it’s a real company, that’s probably something that, if you can’t get your head around it, the rest of what I have to tell you won’t do any good. Secondly, Natishco is what we refer to in this part of the world as a “word” which is a collection of symbols referred to as “letters” that when presented together connote a meaning relating to a specific concept. Third thing to know is that, except in exceptional circumstances, time is constant – again, for most day-to-day applications of this….
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